My super powers

on the post labeled things to do when your bored one of them was to make a post saying all your super powers.... HERE ARE MINE!!!!

1) Super Awesomeness........ Comes in handy

2) BRAIN CONTROL!!!!!!

3) The ability to make people do what i want.

4) X-Ray vision.

5) laser eyes.

6) I can also talk to animals.

7) FLYING

HERE'S MY STORY!!!

Hello, one day i am going to save the world by, translating the animals to humans, and making them listen to the animals about world peace. then i wil fly and make flying toast. i will cut glass for people to use as weapons. i will be able to see through safes to tell people what is in them. i will use brain control to make the animals, well do what i want. and my super awesomeness will come in handy when the bad guys try to attack, flip the switch and my awesomeness will blind them!!!

you and i

You and i are like pink and blue

orange and blue

red and green

you and i are like pb and jam

green eggs and ham

butter and toast

the hostess and the host

You and i are like puppies and kittens,

scarves and mittens,

belt and buckles,

hand and knuckles

you and i are like hugs and kisses,

foods and dishes,

mister and misses.

brothers and sisses

You and i are like the never before's,

ground and the floors,

the in betweens.

and the nobody's

you and i,

you and i

things to do when your bored...........

1. Create a blog listing all of your super powers and how your going to save the world one day.

2. Try to read your dog's mind.

3. Make a bunch of useless origami crafts and throw them around your house.

4. Get out your cell phone and prank call people and try to get them to believe that they owe you money from the Chinese food you ordered them last night.

5. Challenge your self to a duel.

6. Play Rock, Paper, Scissors with yourself and accuse you left hand of cheating.

7. Crawl around your classroom humming the song from mission impossible.

8. Have a big turtle racing event, and put your turtle on steroids.

9. Make a You Tube video of you doing your secret talent.

10. Pretend that your cat talks, and have a conversation with them about world destruction.

11. Go on the computer and computer text all of your friends.

12. Make a little kid cry at school.

13. Give someone the look of death.

14. Go up to someone you don't know, introduce yourself, and then pretend to have a seizure.

15. Go in a chat room online and everything you say take off the last and first letter.

16. Try to control your friends mind when they are sleeping over at your house.

17. Run around the house with a towel tied around your neck saying that you need to save the world.

18. Get you bathing suit on and go in the shower, turn it on and sing either your favorite song, or your least favorite song at the top of your lungs.

19. In the middle of a big test, randomly yell CHEESE, and then tell everyone, "oops my bad i forgot to tell you i have turrets."

20. Get out an umbrella, go outside and turn on the hose. prop it up some how where the water can go up and fall like it's raining. run through a bazillion times and brag about how you didn't get wet.

21. See if diamonds really do cut glass..........(make sure to try it out on your neighbors house.

22. If you are short try to plant yourself in some soil, and ask your parents to water you every day, (so you can grow)

love is soooo confusing

Ok so my ex boyfriend (that i STILL like) just got dumped by his girlfriend, and even though i should be singing hallelujah I'm not because she made him happy. plus i know he will probably never ask me out because we have already went out. and so tell me how am i supposed to be happy about something like this when all it does is bring him more pain and depression. i mean everyone could tell how much he liked her, and everyone could tell how much i like him, but i don't know if i should be happy that he is single (even though he wont ever ask me out again), or sad that he is single because now he isn't happy even though that's what i want him to be. LOVE IS SOOOOOOO CONFUSING!!!!!!

sadnessssssss

you know that feeling you get when everything in your life seems totally out of reach. or when you wake up at 12 p.m and feel sad because you've wasted half of your day doing nothing? i feel like that all the time. Why can't life be more simple than this? why can't we each have our own little universes where we can can do, say, and be whatever we want, without having anyone get in our way and change our mind to where we aren't the same people anymore. all we are is somebody who is hiding in a shell and they can only be them selves when they are alone. what doesn't make sense to me is why every one is so concerned with what we are. why can't people except that the way we are is who we are, yeah you can hide our true selves under a shell or rock but when it comes down in the end we will all end being the same person that we ha always been.