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Lovin you

Every time I look at you,
I know our love will forever be true,
Because of the special gleam in your eyes,
I know our love is specially tied

All the moments spent with you,
Are ones never forgotten in their truths,
For every time I think of them
I think of how my heart just bends

Lyrics: Nothin on you

[Chorus- Bruno Mars] (B.o.B)
Beautiful girls all over the world, I could be chasing
But my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby
They might say hi, and I might say hey
But you shouldn't worry, about what they say
'Cause they got nothing on you, baby (Yeah)
Nothing on you, baby (N-n-n-nothing on you baby, n-nothing on you)

[Verse 1- B.o.B]
I know you feel where I'm coming from
Regardless of the things in my past that I've done
Most of it really was for the hell of the fun
On a carousel, so around I spun
With no direction, just tryna get some
Tryna chase skirts, living in the summer sun
And so I lost more than I had ever won
And honestly, I ended up with none

[Bridge- Bruno Mars]
It's so much nonsense, it's on my conscience
I'm thinking "maybe I should get it out"
And I don't wanna sound redundant
But I was wondering, if there was something that you wanna know
But never mind that, we should let it go
Cause we don't wanna be a TV episode
And all the bad thoughts, just let ;em go, go, go

[Chorus]

[Verse 2- B.o.B]
Hands down, there will never be another one (nope)
I've been around, and I've never seen another one (never)
Because your style, I ain't really got nothin' on (nothing)
And you wild when you ain't got nothin' on? (haha)
Baby you the whole package
Plus you pay your taxes
And you keep it real, while them others stay plastic
You're my Wonder Woman, call me Mr. Fantastic
Stop- now think about it

[Bridge 2- B.o.B.]
I've been to London, I've been to Paris
Even way out there in Tokyo
Back home down in Georgia, to New Orleans
But you always steal the show
And just like that girl, you got me froze
Like a Nintendo 64
If you never knew, well, now you know, know, know

[Chorus]

[Bridge 3- B.o.B]
Everywhere I go, I'm always hearing your name
And no matter where I'm at, girl you make me wanna sing
Whether a bus or a plane, or a car, or a train
No other girl's on my brain, and you the one to blame

[Chorus]

[B.o.B]
Yeah (laughing)
And that's just how we do it (laughing)
And I'ma just let this ride
B.o.B
And Bruno Mars

my perfect guy

my perfect guy would have fall in around these lines

- he would have to be nice to me

- tell me he loves me

- listen to what have to say

- be good looking to my appeal

- stick up for me when someone puts me down

- be able to talk about me(in a good way) with his friends

- take me out for dinner and a movie every once and a while

- be as committed to the relationship as i am

- to be comfortable enough around me, to talk to me about every thing, and vice versa

-to wanna hang out

super short story #1

once upon a time, there was a little girl. well we don't really need to get into all the names. because that would make this story long. well this little girl fell in love with a boy that she had met. she became best friends with him and they were inseparable. but little did she know was that this little boy had fallen in love with her to. then one day, one of the little girls friend "accidentally" told that little boy, that the little girl liked him. she was so embarrassed that she actually avoided him for a whole week. finally the little boy couldn't take it any longer. he walked up to her and said ''what's the matter'' he asked as gently as possible. the little girl looked in his eyes and saw no fear, or regret within his deep green irises. she said ''do you like me, as more than a friend'' she waited for his response that she knew would crush her. it did. ''No I'm sorry'' and as she pulled away to get to the bus through blurry tears, he grabbed her wrist and pulled her tight "but i do love you'' he kissed her gently then and she found pure happiness. nothing in the world seemed bad to her anymore, everything was clear. it's like through her first kiss every thing in her life had become perfect. all of her problems were solved, she knew all the answers to love and life. see and the special thing is, this little boy and girl stayed together, forever, because true love, isn't something you waste.

THE END

How to Train Your..... Well Boy

You know what i have come to realize? that everyday i train my guy friends to be better guys. like what i do is i try to get high up on their friendship scale. then whenever they do something wrong or offensive, (with their compulsive testosterone levels), they will care what i think about them. from there i would ignore them until they apologize, and then they would knoe not to do that again, it's like training a dog, but easier. and guess what i have ALOT of guy friend MWAHAHAHAHA

what is life?

What is life to us? some take it for granted. and some should take it for granted more often. but beside that what is it? what are we? where did we come from? people have theories on stuff like that but what if it's something more complex? or worse, more simple? my life is a big empty void filled, with sorrow, pain, heartbreak, grief, etc. but how did we get that way? why are we this way? ave you ever heard "all men are created equal" well that statement might have used to be true but now...... everyone is different. sometimes i wish people were more the same, that way we would have no way to judge. but other times i want us to be different, in a way to were no one is anything like anyone else. one day i looked in the mirror and thought "who am i? what am i? where did my race come from?" how do we all look different if we were either created by the first two people alive, or evolved from a tiny bacteria. but if we evolved, how did life suddenly appear on earth. how big is the universe really? i mean come on, people maybe "experts" on the subject but you can't know about that kind of stuff until you've experienced it. so ponder that thought. what is life?

My best friend

Your my best friend,

And i will love you,

Till the end,

I love all your jokes,

and that annoying voice,

when you walked up to me i had no choice,

Now we're grown up,

And things wouldn't be the same,

without you talking about boys, going on and on again

i don't know how,

I don't know why,

but with out you,

i would rather die,

like i've send before,

but i will say once more,

your my best friend,

and i'll love you till the end,

The Blue Birds Song

A Blue bird's song,

Is oh so long,

And yet beautiful,

And oh so suitable,

For what is to come,

Will make it mutable,

It pierces your ears,

With cries of distress,

The mere sound of it,

Will make you a mess,

For it's broken heart,

Leaves it depressed,

It sings in tune,

With the other birds,

Hoping to fly away,

Just looking for a better day,

Everyday it leaves the nest,

Just to spend the rest,

Of the day,

Out of harm's way,

singing the painful song,

all day long,

Wonder: Prolouge

"OH. MY. GOD. This pain is almost unendurable!"Anna yelled at Jackie, although she could clearly tell, was not paying an ounce of attention. She looked at her reflection through the glass window. She looked pretty funny sitting in a bus seat, all crouched up with two fingers on each temple. Immediately she took her hand away from her temples and straightened out her long thin torso. as soon as she did this she felt the searing pain make it's way back to her brain and started clenching, like before, but only worse.
Anna knew something like this was going to happen. The moment she woke up and her the cold, hard drops of rain, burst on to her roof, she knew her day was going to be terrible. she always had terrible days when it rained. It felt like, to her, that she had some kind of connection with the weather, not to which she controls it, but to where it controls her. And now she was immpossibly sure that this was her fate for the day. An unbearable headache, but was she right. She had no time to waste on that thought so she pushed it aside for the moment and soon forgot. Because right now she needed to call her mom.
"Jackie, please let me see your phone?" She meant it as a demand, but her kindness made it a question.
"Why do you need to see it anyway?" she replied with a face that made Anna want to slap her right then and there, but she didn't.
"I need to call my mom though!" she tried to act calm but her anger was turning her face an ugly red. Jackie saw her expression and warily handed her the black and blue cell phone.
"Fine but give it back right after!" Jackie's little speech impediment disgusted Anna. and before she dialed in her mom's number, she mumbled under her breath "what a bitch." As she dialed in the 10 digit home phone number, she couldn't think about anything else besides her headache, when her mom picked up on the last ring, she felt relieved and told her mom to pick her up at her bus stop. When she arrived she noticed she was a bit early because it was 4:37 and her mom wouldn't be there until 5:00.
"UGH" she yelled out in disbelief as she waited and waited in the muggy afternoon. all alone. almost at dark. she was suddenly scared, until she look over at a nearby fence and saw a beautiful cardinal chirping cheerfully, completely unaware of the fact that it was supposed to be in it's nest just like all the other birds. Then suddenly the bird stopped chirping and looked over at Anna, she stopped pacing on the muggy sidewalk and stared in to the eyes of the beautiful but wild bird. her headache stopped in it's tracks, but that's when her world started to go black.

My super powers

on the post labeled things to do when your bored one of them was to make a post saying all your super powers.... HERE ARE MINE!!!!

1) Super Awesomeness........ Comes in handy

2) BRAIN CONTROL!!!!!!

3) The ability to make people do what i want.

4) X-Ray vision.

5) laser eyes.

6) I can also talk to animals.

7) FLYING

HERE'S MY STORY!!!

Hello, one day i am going to save the world by, translating the animals to humans, and making them listen to the animals about world peace. then i wil fly and make flying toast. i will cut glass for people to use as weapons. i will be able to see through safes to tell people what is in them. i will use brain control to make the animals, well do what i want. and my super awesomeness will come in handy when the bad guys try to attack, flip the switch and my awesomeness will blind them!!!

you and i

You and i are like pink and blue

orange and blue

red and green

you and i are like pb and jam

green eggs and ham

butter and toast

the hostess and the host

You and i are like puppies and kittens,

scarves and mittens,

belt and buckles,

hand and knuckles

you and i are like hugs and kisses,

foods and dishes,

mister and misses.

brothers and sisses

You and i are like the never before's,

ground and the floors,

the in betweens.

and the nobody's

you and i,

you and i

things to do when your bored...........

1. Create a blog listing all of your super powers and how your going to save the world one day.

2. Try to read your dog's mind.

3. Make a bunch of useless origami crafts and throw them around your house.

4. Get out your cell phone and prank call people and try to get them to believe that they owe you money from the Chinese food you ordered them last night.

5. Challenge your self to a duel.

6. Play Rock, Paper, Scissors with yourself and accuse you left hand of cheating.

7. Crawl around your classroom humming the song from mission impossible.

8. Have a big turtle racing event, and put your turtle on steroids.

9. Make a You Tube video of you doing your secret talent.

10. Pretend that your cat talks, and have a conversation with them about world destruction.

11. Go on the computer and computer text all of your friends.

12. Make a little kid cry at school.

13. Give someone the look of death.

14. Go up to someone you don't know, introduce yourself, and then pretend to have a seizure.

15. Go in a chat room online and everything you say take off the last and first letter.

16. Try to control your friends mind when they are sleeping over at your house.

17. Run around the house with a towel tied around your neck saying that you need to save the world.

18. Get you bathing suit on and go in the shower, turn it on and sing either your favorite song, or your least favorite song at the top of your lungs.

19. In the middle of a big test, randomly yell CHEESE, and then tell everyone, "oops my bad i forgot to tell you i have turrets."

20. Get out an umbrella, go outside and turn on the hose. prop it up some how where the water can go up and fall like it's raining. run through a bazillion times and brag about how you didn't get wet.

21. See if diamonds really do cut glass..........(make sure to try it out on your neighbors house.

22. If you are short try to plant yourself in some soil, and ask your parents to water you every day, (so you can grow)

love is soooo confusing

Ok so my ex boyfriend (that i STILL like) just got dumped by his girlfriend, and even though i should be singing hallelujah I'm not because she made him happy. plus i know he will probably never ask me out because we have already went out. and so tell me how am i supposed to be happy about something like this when all it does is bring him more pain and depression. i mean everyone could tell how much he liked her, and everyone could tell how much i like him, but i don't know if i should be happy that he is single (even though he wont ever ask me out again), or sad that he is single because now he isn't happy even though that's what i want him to be. LOVE IS SOOOOOOO CONFUSING!!!!!!

sadnessssssss

you know that feeling you get when everything in your life seems totally out of reach. or when you wake up at 12 p.m and feel sad because you've wasted half of your day doing nothing? i feel like that all the time. Why can't life be more simple than this? why can't we each have our own little universes where we can can do, say, and be whatever we want, without having anyone get in our way and change our mind to where we aren't the same people anymore. all we are is somebody who is hiding in a shell and they can only be them selves when they are alone. what doesn't make sense to me is why every one is so concerned with what we are. why can't people except that the way we are is who we are, yeah you can hide our true selves under a shell or rock but when it comes down in the end we will all end being the same person that we ha always been.