How to Train Your..... Well Boy

You know what i have come to realize? that everyday i train my guy friends to be better guys. like what i do is i try to get high up on their friendship scale. then whenever they do something wrong or offensive, (with their compulsive testosterone levels), they will care what i think about them. from there i would ignore them until they apologize, and then they would knoe not to do that again, it's like training a dog, but easier. and guess what i have ALOT of guy friend MWAHAHAHAHA